-Meet a sane woman off Tinder
-See MSU win the NCAA Tournament
-Have Greg Graffin pull me on stage at the Bad Religion concert next month and let me yell out the “Yah Yah Yah” part on 21st Century (Digital Boy)
-Meet DT and have him not be a dick
-Meet my neighbor at 303
-Move back to Florida
-Actually meet a real person off kik.
-Win the Powerball on Saturday
-Tell everyone to fuck off at work on Monday when I win the Powerball
-Beg for my job back on Thursday when I realize they pay a Million Dollars in increments that make the amount to be less than what I make now
-Actually learn the grammar and spelling rules I should’ve learned in 3rd grade when instead I daydreamed about playing Jimi Fender Strat
-Write a bunch more stories because I actually enjoy it
-Submit those stories to other contests, thus starting a never ending cycle