-Hold my hair back when I puke
-Gives honest thoughts on my writing
-Are up to blow off work one Thursday to go to Navy Pier but happen to run into your boss when drunk walking down the boardwalk. You duck behind a Red Eye paper dispenser while I walk over to distract him, kind of like Julia Styles in 10 Things I Hate About You, only I keep my clothes on but would flash as a last resort.
-Thinks swing dancing in New Orleans is one hell of a vacation
-Can flip eggs without a spatula
Pretty fair trade if I don’t say so myself.