You move through the herd of selfie takers by the Riot Fest Demon Head
Dodge the Random Zombies in between stages, Texting their friends
Bump into the groups scrolling Instagram while Weezer warms up
You tilt your head to make out Rivers Cuomo from the sea of iPhones recording
“Bro, give me your Phone, I’ll take a sweet video for you” Says the stoned kid in the Bulls Hat next to you.
“It’s cool man, I’ll just enjoy it now.”
Welcome to being fucking weird in 2018.